thranduilings:

thelastmermaid:

Misty Mountains Cold 100% speed up for anon

MY CAT DOES NOT LIKE THIS.

Why are you playing this for your cat?? 

Instead of dwarves, Gandalf brought Bilbo 12 smurfs, so Bilbo isn’t the shortest anymore…

#buys a site that states in its terms and conditions that users must be over 12 years old #complains about this site isn’t safe for kids #ignores the fact that this site already has a safe dash-function

(Source: idgafimawesome, via funny-girl-gets-fit)

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I am an introvert. That means that when I’m feeling down, chances are that I won’t actually go to you for help. In fact, I won’t go to anyone for help. You’ll have to actually check on me. I don’t feel that I should burden others with my problems but if you come to me, I might just trust you enough to let you help.

(Source: a-story-of-the-lost, via theundeadgirl)

homicidalreflections:

I am surprised at how some of us are not mass murderers or dead by now. A round of applause to all of us who go through hell every day but still find a way not to kill every motherfucker in sight.

(via batcat-tardistea)

(Source: elisaskin, via olive-elf)